Feminist, artist, spazz, sketch comedian, progressive asshole. Hi there.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Man, I hope all those Christians are right about this rapture business. I’m gonna go live in one of Pat Robertson’s houses when he gets to ascend, and all of us poor ol’ agnostics and atheists are left holding the bag back here on earth. I’m gonna swim in his pools, and I’m gonna fuck the holy shit outta my husband in all of his beds. Then I’m inviting all my gay friends over so they can all fuck the holy shit outta their significants in his beds. Seems like the right thing to do.
Also, I’m happy to take care of pets that are left behind. Or maybe me and my godless buddies will EAT ALL THE CHRISTIAN PETS AND DRINK THEIR BLOOD. (J/K, fuckwads. Unless your pet is a cow. Then I am totally eating that shit.)
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ME! ME! I’ll be a host!
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definitely ripped from David Rabe’s last novel.
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lol. WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS?! IT’S SO MUCH MONEY.
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You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving...
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This just made my day.
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Why did I not think of this?
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a cow. Then I am totally eating that shit.)
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genius. I should start a Canadian branch, cash in on the religious.
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its the first time i have this thought, but having a “second coming” would be really awesome. just imagine all this...
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….people. Really. >.
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