August 2010
79 posts
Recommend me for the Tumblr Directory...
Actually, don’t. They don’t have a “FART” section in the directory yet.
Carry on with your day, folks…
I'm always the only one...
Am I the only one who is sick and tired of looking at Christina Hendricks’ overflowing cups and fake mouth-half-open pout every day?
Christ almighty, the American people really like being oversaturated with bullshit.
I have a stalker...
I do. The person probably has no idea that they are stalking me—they think we’re just friends, but they’re stalking me. And I’m really getting tired of it. This person copies me a lot, and says a lot of things that I say, tries to dress like me, and then somehow manages to befriend all of my friends in an effort to be as much like me as possible. It’s gotten stranger...
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So now you know...
Full name: Kelli Marie.
Gender: Lady.
Age: 32
Birth date: September 6
Place of birth/Current place of residence: Born in Willmar, Minnesota, which is the shittiest city in the state, in my opinion. Now reside in Duluth, Minnesota, which is the loveliest city in the loveliest state. Have lived in other midwestern cities, as well.
Heritage: Irish, German, Russian, Swede.
Siblings: One...
psychedelictits:
iammattjordan:Scala - Creep...
It's my favorite weekend of the year, okay?
I was asked to put a couple of pieces in the Pride Art Show next weekend. I can’t wait. I am putting my illustration of Elton John’s Tiny Dancer up, as well as an illustration of a fat kid playing by his apartment building, in the show. I’ll post photos of the art once the show opens.
The next day, I am slinging beer in the beer tent at the festival, which has been lovingly...
oneafter909:
The Pretty Things - Buzz The...
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mudwerks:
suicideblonde:
The Beatles -...
barelysarcasm:
i-will-dare:
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The Best Dumb S--t Americans Believe
newsweek:
*That Obama is a Muslim.
*That sorcerers are real.
*That the sun revolves around the earth.
Check out our gallery of 13 Dumb Things Americans Believe.
This shit just makes me want to slit my wrists and paint apocalyptic scenery in the blood before dying.
withinluwithoutlu asked: thank you for having amazing musical taste. you're the best.
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I’m gonna need a drink or two to wind down from this bastard of a day.
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Waiting is hard work, sure, but it's all you are...
I just had a waitress try to pull alpha-female nonsense on me. She interrupted me and acted like a jerk, finishing my sentences for me while I was ordering because I took too long for her liking. She was a bitch, specifically to me. I saw her with her other tables, and she wasn’t a bitch to any of them. Probably because they were dudes.
I understand that sometimes people just rub you the...
Three things I'm thinking about...
1. I am dreaming up an illustration of a tug-of-war match between some fat kids and some not-fat kids. The fat kids will win in my illustration. I will hopefully execute this thing over the weekend so I can hang it in the show I’m hanging in on September 3rd.
2. It’s cold out today, and that’s making me want to eat mac & cheese or beef stew.
3. I met a black bear on the...
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What's wrong with the youth in asia?
No shit, dogs get put to sleep for having medical bills less expensive than mine. I pay about $50-200 per month on my medical bills, depending on how much money I have at the end of the day, and somehow, my main hospital still managed to see fit to sue me for the remainder of some old bills. No shit.
And it’s not like I’ve ever lapsed in paying these. No. I’ve paid on time every...
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