July 2010
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“Old men do it better. We’re not so sensitive in certain areas.”
– Robert Plant (via themusicjunkies)
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These threats are about 12 inches closer to...
There’s a guy in my office who is such an arrogant ass, such a pompous jerk, such an inconsiderate, self-absorbed prick, that I dream up fantasies all day long of doing really bad things to him.
Like smashing his face in with my keyboard.
Like buying him a cup of expensive coffee, drinking all the coffee myself, and then urinating in the cup before presenting it to him.
Like spraypainting...
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Pixies - Debaser
Overworked and underslept...
Oh my goddammit, it’s almost 2 AM and I’m still writing for my movie show, which shoots tomorrow.
Worst part about this? I wrote about the good movies (Rocky and American Graffiti) already. Now I’m finishing writing about the other two: Life with Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy, and Barbershop 2.
Guh. I should’ve gone to med school like my dad wanted.
whiteysplace asked: Fun looking crowd ya got there!
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Goddammit, this must be some kind of psychological...
For some odd reason, anytime someone says the name of a food, even if I don’t like that food, I get a craving for it. For instance, someone just posted a photo of coffee cake with the words “Starbucks Coffee Cake” under the photo (or across it, whatever, I can’t remember). I don’t like coffee cake at all. Never have. But for some dumb fucking reason, I see the words...
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neonangel-deactivated20101017-d asked: JUST DROPPING BY TO SAY HELLO TO ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE ON HERE<333333
whiteysplace asked: :-D Best I got for ya, today. Enjoy.
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Yeah, I'd like a week off and a side of naps to...
The next time you hear me say, “Oh, I think I’ll direct a show,” please pull me aside and have a serious chat with me. Remind me of how little I like being obligated to something on a nearly-full-time basis. Remind me of how much I enjoy being able to do whatever I want to do without scheduling it into my week. Remind me of how much rest I actually do need to try to get, and how...
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If I knew it was gonna be that kind of party, I'd...
So, today’s my baby nephew’s first birthday. Because I don’t have children and likely will never have any, I like to spoil the kid rotten. And because I want him to continue to be someone I love hanging out with, I am trying to instill as many of my own likes into him. And as many of you may or may not know, my husband is a musician, and lately, the kid’s been totally...
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First-World Problems, man.
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