November 2010
20 posts
Truth #1437
You cannot fart into a toilet bowl inconspicuously.
For some reason, I've been thinking about this...
For the month that my sister was in a coma, I called her voicemail daily just so I could hear her voice. I was terrified, too, that those few words, with their particular intonation and inflection, were the only ones I’d ever hear her say again. I once had the thought that, if she were to pass away, I’d end up having to maintain her cell phone bill for the rest of my days just so I...
phoenix-switch asked: First & middle name:
Any nicknames:
Age:
DOB:
Location:
Sign. others, offspring, siblings:
Any tattoos, piercing or other identifying features:
Spirit Animal:
How you make that paper:
Favorite smell:
Never would I:
Can you hula hoop:
How does it look outside your window:
You can be anywhere right now,...
Any nicknames:
Age:
DOB:
Location:
Sign. others, offspring, siblings:
Any tattoos, piercing or other identifying features:
Spirit Animal:
How you make that paper:
Favorite smell:
Never would I:
Can you hula hoop:
How does it look outside your window:
You can be anywhere right now,...
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