January 2010
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Grow the fuck up, CBS... →
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Watchpaulscheer:
Watch the 1st 5 Minutes of the LOST season premiere. This is real.
It’s pretty great.
It’s not too spoilerly, it just gives you a taste of what’s going to happen
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD…
fiddlerandthedrum asked: Hey! I gotta a question.... If you're so BORED why aren't you working on our movie?!?!?
....just trying to live up to my taskmaster rep!
....just trying to live up to my taskmaster rep!
crockeronline asked: Bear(s) vs Buster Keaton, who wins?
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I'm bored...
Ask me some shits, if you wanna…
http://captainbigboobs.tumblr.com/ask
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I'm about to get all dumb and gross on your ass...
So, I recently took up jogging. Not running. I hate running. A lot. Jogging.
Well, it turns out I hate jogging, too. There’s nothing fun about constantly being out of breath and sweaty, no matter what all these running fanatics want to tell you.
Additionally, since I have huge boobies, I was really worried that I’d have issues with them banging me in the face or getting all...
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I just searched through 3 pages of "Funny" tags on...
…I was mildly amused by one of the posts. ONE. The rest were not funny at all.
Once again, I feel lonely as hell, thanks to the internet.
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Jay Leno on 'Oprah': Admits to lying, ridicules... →
Holy shit, Leno’s ego is horrifyingly gigantic. Read this, and then get as angry as you thought you already were.
(via amandamerritt)
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When I was a young, impressionable teenager...
I tore the page containing the below text from my ratty old copy of Catcher in the Rye, and I framed it and used to have it hanging on my bedroom wall. Now the framed piece of paper is in a box in my apartment. When I buy a house this spring, it will find its place back on my wall. I still have the same wish as Holden here…
“Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing...
The proposed Australian Government clampdown on...
michaelnothing:
“Senator Joyce claimed that publications featuring small-breasted women were encouraging paedophilia.”
That’s thinly-veiled misogyny at work, my friends. Sad.
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I fantasize at work all day long...
…about kicking the chauvenists I work with straight in the teeth and then spitting in their eyes.
I might need anger management classes.
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lickystickypickyme:
Beethoven - 5th symphony...
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fuckyeahrocknroll:
dontcookbilly:
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Guh.
Dear people of the United States (and maybe Canada, too):
Please knock it off with the fucking Snuggie already. We get it, it’s kitschy and silly and mockable. We all get it. But the joke is old now. It’s not funny anymore. Now it’s just annoying. If I see one more goddamned pub crawl centered around this ridiculous article of nonsense, or one more photo of a dog wearing...
